Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Very Clever.....Use it if you don't mine
"A young Indian guy moves to Montreal and goes to a big department storelooking for a job. The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home". Well, the manager liked theyoung man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come downafter we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. Ifa customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him atoothbrush, or shaving cream etc. you get the idea?" "Of course," the youngman said.His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the storewas locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?The kid says, "One"The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales aday. How much was the sale for?"The kid says, "$101,237.64."The manager exclaims, "What? $ 101,237.64? What did you sell him?"The kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a mediumfishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishingrod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at thecoast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to theboat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he saidhedidn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I Took him down to theautomotivedepartment and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and yousold him a boat and truck?!"The kid, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wifeand I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up, you might aswell go fishing."
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